The return of the caption thread

[Castellan]

It's high time we had some fun threads on here. So welcome back to The Caption Thread. Feel free to either post a funny caption to an existing picture or upload a picture of your own with a funny caption so we can all add our own caption to it.

I'll start us off with;



Left a bit....down a bit...right just a touch. Ooh, that's it you've hit the spot.

[Castellan]

Another caption;



Tom was shocked by the sudden appearance of the new store detective.

[Magister]

'It's a fair cop guv, I'll come quietly'

[Darnacan]

Tom couldn't tell if he had a new masseuse or masseur. Either way, he or she had a very heavy touch.

[Fitz Kreiner]

"I think you'll find this coat is a much better fit, sir. Or, if you like, we've a silver wetsuit look with metal helmet which would be much more fetching."

[RoryKat]

"My, haven't you got broad shoulders!"
"Um... I don't think that's quite what Kit Pedlar meant when the called the Cybermen 'creepy'..."

[Darnacan]

Shhh! Don't wake the Cybermen. They've had a long day of deleting and upgrading.

[Fitz Kreiner]

"Donald, why is that Cybermat getting on top of the other?"
"I don't know, Derek, but he's not quite managing it!"

[Darnacan]

Dave: "I'm not cleaning that up."

Bob: "Whoever it is, they'll need a plunger."

Dave: "Hmm, never a Dalek around when you need one."

[Darnacan]

Does someone need a new cyber-nappy?

[Castellan]

Do our cyberbums look big in these?